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4935 NE 42nd Ave
Portland, OR, 97218
United States



Caesar $6/10

romaine, kale, grana, free-range croutons, caesar* add anchovy $0.50/$1

House $6/10

seasonal veggies from The Side Yard Farm, house dressing

Pub $7/11

chopped romaine, carrots, cabbage, black olive, pepperoncini, mozzarella, ranch

Bread $8

cheeeeeeesy bread with ranch and red sauce

Vegan $7

420 Breadsticks $12

cheeeeeeesy bread made with a larger dough ball (so they’re fluffy ) plus pepperoni n garlic with double dippin’ sauces

Snack Plate USA $9

making snacking great again. olives, meat, cheese, nuts. all the snacks, captain!

Olive Bowl $5

castelvetrano olives and a surprise pickle




Calzones already come with whole milk mozz, grana, pecorino, ricotta and Red Sauce (except vegan, which are cheeseless)

Captain Don Cragen $14

house sausage, spinach, house pickled peppers

Detective Odafin Tutuola $14

house canadian bacon, jalapeños, red onion, pineapple

Captian Olivia Benson (vegan) $12

spinach, lotsa garlic, green olives, herbs, EVOO, sea salt (no cheese) +add goat cheese for 2$

Build Your Own Calzone $14

three fillings or less – your choice – fillings listed below


Molinari pepperoni – house sausage – house canadian bacon – house pepper bacon - Olympia Provisions cotto salami – Scalia anchovy


house pickled peppers – red onion – mushroom – arooooogula - pineapple – jalapeño – spinach – pepperoncini – black olive – green olive – garlic


milk mozzarella – goat cheese – ricotta – fresh mozzarella




all pies begin with aged mozz, grana, pecorino and Red Sauce unless noted we like our pies with a little char, if you would like them lighter ask for a light bake

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese whole milk mozzarella, fresh mozz, grana, pecorino $13/17

It’s Me, Nummy! pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeño  $15/24

Jack Dekovich pepperoni, house sausage, black olive  $16/25

Parcel salami calabrese, grana, chili flake, arooooogula  $14/21

Fern spinach, pickled peppers, red onion, goat cheese  $15/24

Ruthless ricotta, mushroom, truffle oil, sea salt (no RS)  $15/24

Jill of All Trades anchovy, green olive, ricotta  $15/24

HOT Nancy ricotta, red onion, house hot honey, sea salt (no RS)  $15/24

Majestic Elzinga house canadian bacon, red onion, mushroom, black olive $16/25

PORKland kale, red onion, goat cheese, house pepper bacon, chili flake (no RS) $16/25

Boo Boo the Bandit DOUBLE pepperoni & DOUBLE pineapple $16/25

Michael Demarco salami calabrese, pepperoncini, chili flake  $14/21

Bill Horton spinach, black olives, pickled peppers, goat cheese, house pesto (no RS)  $15/24

Ritual Arts (Vegan) spinach, garlic, green olives, herbs, arooooogula  $14/21


Build Your Own: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese price plus

$3 per topping on large pies/ $1.50 per topping on small pies --designated toppings are $1 on any size pie--

Molinari pepperoni - house sausage - house canadian bacon - house pepper bacon - Olli salami calabrese - Scalia anchovy -
house pickled peppers - pepperoncini
- aroooogula - spinach - black olive - green olive - garlic or chili flake (free!)

whole milk mozzarella - fresh mozzarella - goat cheese - ricotta -

red onion - $1 mushroom - $1 pineapple - $1 jalapeño - $1

DRIZZLES! $3 lg/$1.50 sm

truffle oil - hot honey - house pesto

SIDES OF SAUCE, $.50 each. You can get Ruthless Ranch, Red Sauce or House Pesto!!!!!


house policies and fine print: no half/half on small pies – no more than 2 credit/debit card payments per table - *our caesar dressing contains raw eggs and there are people who want us to tell you that eating raw or undercooked foods could increase your risk of food borne illness – our pitted olives sometimes contain pits. beware! - we like our pies with a little char on them, but if you want them baked lighter, just ask – our pizzeria is on the small side, so we limit party size to 8 people and ask that you all arrive before we seat you – sometimes we get a little busy, so hang out and you’ll have dinner soon.