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4935 NE 42nd Ave
Portland, OR, 97218
United States



Caesar $6/10

romaine, kale, grana, free-range croutons, caesar* add anchovy $0.50/$1

House $6/10

seasonal veggies from The Side Yard Farm, house dressing

Pub $7/11

chopped romaine, carrots, cabbage, black olive, pepperoncini mozzarella, ranch

Bread $8

cheeeeeeesy bread with ranch and red sauce

420 Breadsticks $12

cheeeeeeesy bread made with a larger dough ball (so they’re fluffy ) plus pepperoni n garlic with double dippin’ sauces

Snack Plate USA $9

making snacking great again. olives, meat, cheese, nuts. all the snacks, captain!

Olive Bowl $5

castelvetrano olives and a surprise pickle




Calzones already come with whole milk mozz, grana, pecorino, ricotta and Red Sauce (except vegan, which are cheeseless)

Captain Don Cragen $14

house sausage, spinach, mama lil’s

Detective Odafin Tutuola $14

house canadian bacon, jalapeños, red onion, pineapple

Detective Olivia Benson (vegan) $12

spinach, lotsa garlic, green olives, herbs, EVOO, sea salt (no cheese) +add goat cheese for 2$

Build Your Own Calzone $14

three fillings or less – your choice – fillings listed below


Molinari pepperoni – house sausage – house canadian bacon – house pepper bacon - Olympia Provisions cotto salami – Scalia anchovy


Mama Lil’s – red onion – mushroom – arooooogula pineapple – jalapeño – spinach – pepperoncini – black olive – green olive – garlic – truffle oil – house hot honey


milk mozzarella, goat cheese, ricotta, grana & pecorino, fresh mozzarella



all pies begin with aged mozz, grana, pecorino and Red Sauce unless noted we like our pies with a little char, if you would like them lighter ask for a light bake

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese whole milk mozzarella, fresh mozz, grana, pecorino $13/17

It’s Me, Nummy! pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeño  $15/24

Jack Dekovich pepperoni, house sausage, black olive  $15/24

Parcel cotto salami, grana, chili flake, arooooogula  $14/21

Fern spinach, mama lil’s, red onion, goat cheese  $15/24

Ruthless ricotta, mushroom, truffle oil, sea salt (no RS)  $15/24

Jill of All Trades anchovy, green olive, ricotta  $15/24

HOT Nancy ricotta, red onion, house hot honey, sea salt (no RS)  $15/24

Majestic Elzinga house canadian bacon, red onion, mushroom, black olive $15/24

PORKland kale, red onion, goat cheese, house pepper bacon, chili flake (no RS) $15/24

Boo Boo the Bandit DOUBLE pepperoni & DOUBLE pineapple $15/24 

Michael Demarco cotto salami, pepperoncini, chili flake  $14/21

Olivia Benson (Vegan) spinach, garlic, green olives, herbs, arooooogula$14/21


Build Your Own: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese price plus

$3 per topping on large pies/ $1.50 per topping on small pies --designated toppings are $1 on any size pie--

Molinari pepperoni house sausage
house canadian bacon house pepper bacon Olympic Provisions cotto salami Scalia anchovy
Mama Lil’s pepperoncini

aroooogula spinach
black olive
green olive
grana & pecorino truffle oil
house hot honey garlic or chili flake (free!)

whole milk mozzarella fresh mozzarella goat cheese ricotta
red onion - $1 mushroom - $1 pineapple - $1 jalapeño - $1

$3 per topping on large pies/ $1.50 per topping on small pies --designated toppings are $1 on any size pie--

house policies and fine print: no half/half on small pies – no more than 2 credit/debit card payments per table - *our caesar dressing contains raw eggs and there are people who want us to tell you that eating raw or undercooked foods could increase your risk of food borne illness – our pitted olives sometimes contain pits. beware! - we like our pies with a little char on them, but if you want them baked lighter, just ask – our pizzeria is on the small side, so we limit party size to 12 people and ask that you all arrive before we seat you – sometimes we get a little busy, so hang out and you’ll have dinner soon.